Reading fanfiction is the worst because you start out with “I’ll just read this cute one shot” then suddenly it’s four am and you have 12 tabs open and you’re crying again because THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
Brownie in a mug… good fucking idea.
Vintage photos from the library of congress capture a time when the country ran on womanpower
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Nickname: Hail, Hailster, Hakey, “that weird girl who used to post the Life with Derek episodes on YouTube”
Birthday: May 16, 1991
Sexuality: asexual panromantic
Height: 5’ 4”
Time zone: Eastern
What time and date is it here: September 1, 2014 3:10PM
Average hours of sleep: 8-9 (but since I fall asleep at like 2AM…)
Last thing I googled was: “Bob’s Burgers imdb”, previously “vanity plates NJ cost” because I wanted to get plates that said ‘Wincest’
Most used phrase: We’re like sisters… only closer.
First word that comes to mind: what
What I last said to a family member: “Hey mom, how often do you have to register your car in New Jersey?”
One place that makes me happy and why: the bathroom because I’m alone and I can poop
How many blankets I sleep under: 1 quilt no matter what time of year it is. If it’s summer, I turn the fan on high so I’m cold and can cover up. But I always stick my feet out from the blanket.
Favourite beverage: Diet Coke. Or Pink Moscato.
Last movie I watched in cinema: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Three things I can’t live without: laptop, my sister, my dog
Something I plan to learn: How a payphone works. HOW DOES IT KNOW THAT YOU’VE PUT MONEY INTO IT? HOW DOES IT KNOW???
Advice for my followers: Don’t try to make brownies in the microwave. Or hard boiled eggs. Or mac and cheese.
You all have to listen to this song: Last Time by Taylor Swift ft. Gary Lightbody
So delicate Flowergirls by Lim Zhi Wei / Love Limzy, Malaysian artist.
Parineeti Chopra responds to a male reporter who claims to know nothing about periods (menstrual cycle). [X]
I had this conversation today at work. My 27 year old co-worker had no idea what a period actually was. I sat there and explained what they are and why woman get them. I had to explain to someone that was almost a father what getting a period means. Bless this post.
"I can’t breathe…with Robin gone…I can’t even get air."
#steve rogers is a little shit okay#he loves seeing people get what’s coming to them#LOOK AT THIS MAN#he’s like#’aw yeah you thought she wouldn’t hit you cause she’s a dame’#’JOKES ON YOU ASSHOLE’#’SHE JUST KNOCKED YOU ON YOUR ASS’#’OH MAN SHE’S GREAT’ - via justawordshaker
IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care